TRAITORS GATE

trying to understand low culture

Once arrived i was found to be of pleasant humour

Gideon, en route to dinosaur island

stu is late and ive got wind

getting rid of the tit

Tomorrow, the day with the dinosaurs

I had many good moments today. I smelt cut grass the first time this season which is nice, and had two thoughts:

No 1
To Design a fridge, which when opened, has a massive jelly emporium, a place filled with jelly sculpture, an ode to all things woobly.

No2
To make football more interesting for women-
instruct footballers to wear cloaks. So they look like mini supermans diving around, wrapping themselves with their opposition.

Gideon Mantell the day before narcotic poisoning

Owen had me pickelled
if only i could arise from my narcotic sleep

Thomas Henry Huxley

household words, charles dickens, bleak house

household words- Charles Dickens- bleak house-

AS MUCH MUD IN THE STREETS AS IF THE WATERS HAD BUT NEWLY RETIRED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH, AND WOULD IT NOT BE WONDERFUL TO MEET A MEGALOSAURUS FORTY FEET LONG WADDLING LIKE AN ELEPHANTINE LIZARD UP HOLBORN HILL'

The rain drooping down on his tilted head, a scene of spiky green folliage, and air similar to the breath of crocodiles in Florida: his cheeks and eyes frozen, the sound of cars in the rain, the comfort of shops and homes to dwell, with ones spiky tail round a wicker chair listening to human footsteps above, creeks and fucking pasta sauce melting. Licking his lips with one instant action, climbing from this abode, he now lay in a different palace.

On the strength of ones one
or two teeth
gonna dagger eat you,
dagger eat you up
a concert for ducks
a night of muck
a dawn of wet victorian costume
beardy
dunky monkeying around
on my mound

ANIMALS ARNT AWARE OF THEIR IMPEDING DEATH

I SIT AND EAT COCO POPS EARLY IN THE MORNING AND HEAR THE SQUEEL OF PIGLETS ON A HURTLING LORRY ON THEIR WAY

TO SLAUGHTER....

yes their screams as i ate my coco pops.

The sublime experience of the mid nineteenth century
Englands green and pleasant lady