I had many good moments today. I smelt cut grass the first time this season which is nice, and had two thoughts:
No 1
To Design a fridge, which when opened, has a massive jelly emporium, a place filled with jelly sculpture, an ode to all things woobly.
No2
To make football more interesting for women-
instruct footballers to wear cloaks. So they look like mini supermans diving around, wrapping themselves with their opposition.
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